Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Is There a Connection?

GK of the LCMess, immediately after his first term election, held up a sign that read "It's a wonderful life." Now, follow me on this one, and wait for the obvious connection. The LCMess Convection (a type of oven that gets really hot, like Houston) was at Houston, TX. In Houston is a man, not too unlike GK, by the name of Joel Osteen. He packs his cattle in a mega-barn in Houston, masquerading as some sort of preacher (and he is of the other sort: of a very different/demonic spirit). Here's the irony: GK holds up that sign about some sort of glory road "wonderful life" and Osteen (whom you can't stand to listen to for a minute, lest you choke that "lee press on smile" Texan) wrote a book called, "Your Best Life Now." GK must stand for "Glorious Kingdom" now; and he and Osteen must have alot in common. Maybe they both have similar evangelism (where the Gospel becomes a new law you must share; like communism, and socialism) program. Oh, I don't know, something like Ablaze! (or what the Northwoods Luther calls Aphase!).

Let's hope there's a connection in all of this. And if you don't think they are connected theologically and politically, the coffee of Christ and His truth did not wake you up yet. The Holy Christian Church: The Lutheran Church (take that, Benedict Arnold, you verum antichristum) will not tolerate two ways; doctrine and practice must be married in a marriage that, unlike any other earthly marrige, will last forever. GK and JO of Houston, TX: what a team!!! "It's a wonderful life" because it's "Your best life now." Is there a connection? You bet!!!

Regards,
The Northwoods Luther

1 comment:

Lutefisk Lov'in Lutheran said...

Northwoods Luther,

Please comment on the Missouri Synod's desire to hold a special convention before 2010. If the leaders opt for this, will you leave the "northwoods" to join the "restructering" frenzy? Could this be a new "reformation"?

Best Wishes,
Lutefisk Lov'in Lutheran